Bob Thirdwalling
The Forever DM & Chief Scribe
A bitter veteran of the DM screen for over thirty years and a professional goofball for even longer. Bob handles most of the writing around here, though he’ll be the first to admit he relies on the rest of this crew far more than a man of his “experience” probably should. If there’s a typo, it’s his. If it’s brilliant, someone else suggested it.

The Ginger
Wife of Thirdwalling
Bob’s significantly better three-quarters. She is a brilliant gamer with a real-world career that keeps us grounded. While she prefers to stay off-stream and out of the line of fire, she handles the behind-the-scenes magic that keeps Thirdwalling from collapsing entirely.

Waldo
Three Casey Kasem Impersonators in a Smoking Jacket
While he hasn’t spent as much time On the Grid as some of the other dinosaurs on this list, Waldo is vital for reminding us what “normal” people find fun. He keeps us from disappearing too far into our own lore and helps remind us all that this game is supposed to be fun.

Anony Mouse
The Architect
Mouse came from a gaming family, and even has a degree in Game Design that gives him a keen eye for mechanics, though he usually uses those powers to indulge his true passion: making an infinite stable of new characters. After 30 years of friendship, we are starting to suspect “Mouse” isn’t the name on his birth certificate…

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Infinite Monkeys with Infinite Typewriters
The “youngin” of the group and the little brother Bob never asked for. He is responsible for all our artwork, map design, and layouts. When he isn’t being a talented musician or making us look professional, he occasionally deigns to actually play the games he spends all week illustrating.

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